retro-scoop

When a source is identified as having been among the first to acknowledge a phenomenon; or, when journalists write flattering articles about no-bodies in the hope of their future success.

He was the first comedian to make a joke about Obama on Comedy Central - what a retro-scoop.

I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.

by Socoa January 31, 2009

alligator scooping fork

What to call ur ex bf when u shove him in the pool

I shoved him in da pool and called him an alligator scooping fork

by Becky000000010001 March 9, 2017

Goop Scoop

Indian street food.

Everybody in the world eating Goop Scoop

by spazzmuyguapo October 15, 2025

egyptian scoop

A version of modern day skype that was once used for communication amongst egyptian folk.

I'm so glad we can chat on egyptian scoop (Hieroglyphics)

by Fred & Wilma August 18, 2012

Scoop the Dog

Verb: the action in which one is with another and scoops ones dog

Hey man, I was in bed with this girl last night and I totally scoop the dog!

by Theo Geisel July 23, 2019

Scoop

The act of literally duping and brushing someone’s chest in an upward motion. Girls can scoop guys, but guys can’t scoop girls. Girls can scoop eachother , same thing goes for guys. The key to the perfect scoop is to instead of flicking your wrist, away your wrist gently.

Julien: like a good neighbor

Alex: ...
(Proceeds to scoop Alex)
Julien: (in State Farm tune)

SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP

by CuulioJuulio November 21, 2018

The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.

"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."

by Thomas the tank conductor June 1, 2022