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shit the ass

Another term for "dropping the ball" but with a bit more juice to it ya know?
In a sentence it goes something like this: "fuck I shit the ass!" or "Cardano shit the ass bro".
shit the ass by shit the ass April 6, 2021

Bull to the Freakin' Shit 

Used when some crazy comment/claim/event happens in which the standard "bull shit" cannot express the full reaction of the one saying it.
Mom: I agree, ur dad shouldn't have told me that you were pregnant.

Random person overhearing the comment: Bull to the Freakin' Shit her dad shouldnt have told her mom! Thats a shitty parent if he didnt do that!

shit the bed 

Phrase to express shock, amazement, or disappointment; made famous by a guy that looked like a mole and had breath that smelled like shit.
Upon learning that his mobile home had fallen off the cinder blocks holding it up, Joe exclaimed, "Awwww, shit the bed!"
shit the bed by Osselroid February 14, 2017

Shit the bed 

Meaning to die or not do well at all. Stems from the fact that when someone dies or is very sick they will lose rectal sphincter tone and quite literally shit, on the bed.
My truck was working fine yesterday but it shit the bed last night.
Shit the bed by N.jackass March 19, 2014

shit the bed 

Shit the bed is when someone freaks out about something and can't handle it. When you get really mad and are inconsolable. When you get really upset.
Mike shit the bed when he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. Bob shit the bed when he saw his test score. Sally shit the bed when she didn't get a promotion.
shit the bed by Liam2017 January 11, 2017

Shit the bed 

An expression used when an unfortunate occurance in one's life causes extreme agnst or annoyance.
When you are at the coast and your friend backs her car into a huge rock, you say: Ah, shit the bed!
Not enough beer at the party? Ah, shit the bed!

Shit the bed by Maj-Britt June 20, 2006