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Rusty cleavage

The act of a guy fucking a woman’s mouth and simultaneously dropping a little shit between her breast as he comes.
Sally was unprepared and enraged when Patrick gave her Rusty Cleavage.

And Patrick invented the Rusty Cleavage when it suddenly occurred to him that the Double Big meal he had had 2 hours earlier had finally disclosed itself whilst his member was in Sally’s mouth.
by DirkJDiggler May 21, 2021
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Rusty Eggbeater

Verb: The act of jamming a running electrical eggbeater into someones vagina during sex.
Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
by vlaskipravik December 20, 2012
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rusty caesar

Nobody exactly knows what a "Rusty Caesar" is. Most historians agree that it involves hot sauce, a Porsche 914 and the anus.
Ever since the "Rusty Caesar" became popular, Porsche 914s have risen in price due to the extremely high demand.
by Hugs Esmay April 7, 2014
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rusty treasure

A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.
Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.
by Fergus's mistress December 27, 2015
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Rusty banana

Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.
Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.
by Definitely not Selena February 8, 2021
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rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.
Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.
by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016
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Fake Rusty

Rusty Griswold portrayed by that little punk bitch Johnny Galecki from the terrible third installment of the National Lampoon Vacation film series
Christmas Vacation has a Fake Rusty.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.
by Deece Naughts's uncle April 26, 2023
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