panda strategy

being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"

he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023

RTC Panda

A panda raging over his gf being stuck in discord rtc

ah shit, discord is pooping itself again. oh look, there is rtc panda

by sure-not-today January 12, 2022

compton pandas

Panda bear gangs that roam the streets of Compton at night. They instigate violent mosh pits at hard-metal shows around the country.

'Don't go to the hard metal show'
'why?'
'The Compton pandas'

by PandaBear3333 May 17, 2014

Mandarin Panda

A vagina covered in a thick coat of black pubic hair that’s starting to turn white.

Get your Mandarin Panda out of my mouth!

by SSDRD March 10, 2018

giant panda

A giant panda is a animal that is big cute and fluffy but could kill you

Person: I would give that giant panda a hug but it would fücking kill me

by GayPeron730627 March 29, 2021

panda gang

A group of traders who expose frauds and roast them

Yo, did you see Teddy and Ali getting violated by panda gang?

by ghostylord October 14, 2021

turtle panda

an amazing creature with a turtle shell and panda body how mystical

wow! look at that turtle panda sleep!!

by lilshyali January 7, 2016