female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

i just played with my female mustard

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Mustard Mitt

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.

I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!

by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022

mustard cubes

The frozen form of mustard often used by body builders for a extra boost of energy. Very healthy and full of protien.

Pass me some mustard cubes, Bobby. I need to bulk up for the show.

by mk4 febreze December 23, 2008

munge mustard

A mustard mucus like substance from a decaying munged body.

After losing the brutal munge session, Jim was left with the psychostench of munge mustard on his mustache.

by Psychostench February 23, 2024

happy mustard

sperm

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*

by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008

Custard Mustard

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.

Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Spilling the mustard everywhere

"When you comment on something even though no one fucking asked after your opinion but you wanna annoy the shit out of people anyway"

"Why is Alina always spilling the mustard everywhere?"
"I don't know, maybe she want's attention"

by UninportantNichname December 11, 2017