Greasy Napoleon

A Greasy Napoleon is when you smother a small man in a lubricant (such as cooking oil) and leave him to die in a dilapidated shack on an isolated island.

"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."

by BleachLover43N15 September 6, 2020

Drop a greasy

Take a dump. Defacate.

I went to the bathroom to drop a greasy.

by Chuckie Sue September 20, 2018

Greasy night

When you brown nose your boss but they are full of shit so you get it all over yourself

That was one hell of a party, shame we forgot to invite the influencer’s from Dubai because we are now in for one hell of a greasy night

by Mathew Harris May 8, 2022

Greasy

A synonym for dirty

"That hot ginger Ashley is going to send me some greasy pictures just so I stop sending her sappy music videos"

by Ginger Hoss February 3, 2023

greasy axle

a sweaty arse crack,

fuck its so hot ive got a greasy axle,

by harrydare October 4, 2012

Greasy topless

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.

Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself

by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021

Greasy Swine

An extremely greasy haired person who has salt head. Usually cute when showers, but very rare. Pussy is STANK. needs vagisil. Loves her boyfriend (don't know how a gross ass greasy pig could get one) but she does. Very loyal until you fuck with her. Only has 2 friends. Slight foot fetish. Sharts herself when she sneezes. Gets in car wreck and laughs about it. Tries to overdose on depression meds.

Oh look, that Greasy Swine hasn't showered again. I can smell her stank from here. I hope she closes her legs soon.

by vagisilly April 22, 2019