Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia
Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!
Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!
by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024
(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).
by Bill Beef February 17, 2025
When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.
"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
by SaintBoy May 31, 2018
Dude 1: “I saw you go home with jessica after the bar last night!”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”
by MFE.51101 October 05, 2021
by BKees April 18, 2015