the depressed mental outlook on the world in general caused by reading and participating in the false reality created by Facebook and its contributors.
I invited Karen to join us for the movie but she is so wrapped up in her Facebook depression after reading recent comments from her friends that she's barely talking to anyone.
by dp916 March 28, 2011
A myth.
by Massivecorgi_anus December 14, 2018
what kids in 6th-9th PRETEND to have so they get attention. aka attention seekers. but in some cases this is the real damn tea sis.
Emily to Nikki: “i’m so fucking depressed rn help”
Me: *walks away and sips tea*
Nikki: “Oml do u need help? do you want me to be your friend?”
Emily: “yes but first imma go tell Andy”
Me: *sipping tea* “ahh. if only they knew. she’s a fake hoe. with fake depression.”
btw no shade to any emily’s lmao
Me: *walks away and sips tea*
Nikki: “Oml do u need help? do you want me to be your friend?”
Emily: “yes but first imma go tell Andy”
Me: *sipping tea* “ahh. if only they knew. she’s a fake hoe. with fake depression.”
btw no shade to any emily’s lmao
by sipping.tea.sis March 12, 2019
A mental condition that a lot of millennials and (ESPECIALLY) Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with with no known cause despite the fact that they eat garbage food, refuse exercise, drink alcohol, use narcotics, remain indoors all day avoiding sunlight, get mad when they lose video games, and stay on their smartphone for 96% of their day instead of interacting with people and exercising like a regular human being. Basically it’s when these people live such a boring and depressing life that they make themselves believe that depression is their life instead of getting off their fat ass and changing it.
I have depression.
“What did your psychologist say would help? Like exercise or anything?”
Huh? Psychologist? I don’t have one of those, I just know I have it.
“Maybe start by putting down your smartphone for more than 4 seconds…and the Big Mac…and the other smartphone…and the X Box controller.”
NO I NEED THESE OMG YOU DOJT UNDERSTAND LEAVE ME ALONE
“What did your psychologist say would help? Like exercise or anything?”
Huh? Psychologist? I don’t have one of those, I just know I have it.
“Maybe start by putting down your smartphone for more than 4 seconds…and the Big Mac…and the other smartphone…and the X Box controller.”
NO I NEED THESE OMG YOU DOJT UNDERSTAND LEAVE ME ALONE
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 23, 2023
Depressive disorder is a something that happens in the brain...the serotonin cells in the brain just are not enough to stay happy. So the person can be diagnosed with the disorder at any time. The people who live or know someone with it can have a hard time dealing with the person. It is not the person's fault that their body can't produce the serotonin that is need in the body.
by Fiaka March 18, 2010
*unhappy looking egg* Are you unhappy alot? Do you not have any energy anymore? Did you lose intrest in things you once loved? Well get used to it. Life sucks so go spend your money on barbituates and booze 'cause combining them will give you better relief then our overpriced drugs that have a ton of side-effects and bearly work better than placebos. *unhappy egg seen popping pills and drinking a bottle of smirnoff*
by Arm December 18, 2004
by squatsandmilk August 07, 2011