Old Testament God

The original father figure whose family got so obnoxious that He decided to up and leave before we even got started growing up.

When Old Testament God gets back from the store with his cosmic cigarettes, He's going to have an infinite supply of Cataclysmic Foot-in-Ass for how we've been treating the place.

by cr8s April 29, 2012

Ishihara test

A color blindness test, devoloped in Japan using cards to which reveal different patterns to the eyes with normal sight and eyes that are color blind.

I went to take the Ishihara test on friday.

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

Pencil Test

In animation, a pencil test is a movie made from the original rough pencil drawings. Pencil tests are made so that animators can see what their animation looks like in motion before the drawings get sent off to be inked and painted and eventually shown in the finished movie.

Animation students generally don't go past the pencil test stage while learning the trade.

John: "Mike, your pencil test came out all crappy and wiggly."

Mike: "At least I have time to re-work it before class."

by ahnimaytour October 20, 2009

Cracker test

n.
1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?
Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

by LGJP August 3, 2006

Testacuzzi

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and forces her to gargle his semen, at this point the man dunks his balls into the woman's mouth thus creating a jacuzzi for his testicles.

Thom: "How's that new girlfriend of yours?"
Greg: "Great man, she even let me relax my balls in a nice Testacuzzi"

by CaptinStabber August 1, 2011

scrape test

The process involving the use of one's fingernail in a scraping motion, over a females face (usually a minger) to measure the thickness of make-up she is wearing to cover up her rat arsed face. (unit of measurement cm)

I did a scrape test on Shazza the other day and she measured in the 3 - 5 centimetre bracket.

by Bipty Joog April 16, 2007

Testbian

A Testbian is a straight woman who explores her sexual curiosity of being with a lesbian. Marital status is irrelevant.

"She's not really a lesbian," Susan explained. "She's just curious . . . testing the waters. She's a testbian."

by Mobeter3 June 25, 2008