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teabag

Simultaneous insertion of the penis AND testicles into ones mouth. This only seems possible with the less fortunatlely endowed males, and/or more talented and generous females.
That bitch loved to suck; she had me teabagged for several minutes before she gave me a reach-around!
by Bradle April 19, 2006
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teabagging

The act of converting Democrats into Republicans by dunking a healthy set of Republican balls into a willing Democrats open mouth repeatedly.
George Bush: Hey Coop baby, lay down there for a sec! heheh..

Anderson Cooper: Ok but I'm not going to like this teabagging am I..

George dunks his balls in Anderson Coopers mouth.

Anderson Cooper: humlf umumnum num num! cough! cough! Ahem. I wonder if Foxnews is hiring...
by romrix April 16, 2009
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teabagation

the past tense of the verb teabagation... generally referring to an artform/famous karma sutra position
Jubin: "Did u hear about the teabagation that went on last week at that party"

GianCarlo: "ummm yea dude i was the teacup for that Boston Teabagation Pary
by Gian Carlo June 27, 2007
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teabag

To dip a liberal scrotum into the mouth of a fellow Democrat while deriving mutual pleasure.
Stop tryin' to talk while you're bein' cup to my teabag.
by Parsifal's cousin July 20, 2009
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teabagging

Process in which a male inserts a teabag into the vagina of a female, who then urinates into the males mouth, thus giving the sensation of tea.
Just joking, it's when someone puts his balls in another persons mouth
John: "Look at me bitch! I'm teabagging you!"
Your mother: "mmmmmffff"
by Themos2 March 31, 2009
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Dirty Teabag

A Dirty Teabag is when you get a girl whos down to suck your ball sack. But before letting her suck your balls you go to the bathroom take a huge shit and clog the toliet on purpose then with the shit infused water you keep flushing the toliet bowl intill the water rise enough to fully surmerge your entire ball sack. (You my want to hold your dick out of the way but its up to you) then you go out the bathroom and let the trick put your dirty direahha water soaked balls in her mounth , bone apple teeth
My gf pissed me off so i dirty teabaged her.

#tellyourfriends
by Hamster12125 November 3, 2017
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teabag

To insert ones hairy balls into what is usually a memeber of the opposite sex, sometimes, if the person is a homo, they will insert it into someone of the same sex.
Petey teabagged Veronica so bad, she choked and died on his peubic hair.
by bajrah December 28, 2005
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