Xxx Tentacion

XXXTENTACION is a guy who was a half witted rapper, inflated by thousands of young people who listen to terrible music. He was robbed, didn’t do anything about it, they shot him. Now he’s dead and nobody remembers him and it’s only been less than a year. CAP.

Xxx tentacion, a person who’s dead, was a terrible rapper

by SuckmaballzMrGarrison April 10, 2019

Xxx-tentacion

A retard that sang depressing ass songs for teenagers that claimed that the songs kept them from cutting their wrists. He’s much better in the grave as we have enough of stupid mumble rappers already.

P1: hey between bringing back xxx-tentacion and avicii, who would you bring?
P2:x
P1: *proceeds to beat the everliving shit out of p2*
THE FUCKS WRONG WITH YOU?! GET REAL!

by hydro777 May 7, 2019

Tento

A person that is afraid of toes
Especially toe pics

Tento: I'm Tento
Patrick: What's a Tento
SpongeBob:It means he's afraid of toes
Tento: No it doesn't
Patrick:Send toe pics
SpongeBob:Stop Patrick you're scaring him

by OogaBooga1001 December 10, 2018

pitching a tent

this is when keith got dawged by Allee in the movies(it rose)and wat i was told was limped..

Allee sat next to Keith and he Pitched a tent.

by MaTt D. June 9, 2003

in john greggs tent

Refers to Mike Gregg beating off in John Greggs tent at a Boy scout camp out. It can also be sung to the tune of "pomp and curcumstance". The lyrics are as follows "Mike Gregg tosses salad over pictures of stuff in John Greggs tent, while looking for aarons knife but it was a lie so that he could beat it five times in a day" (Any Mac users copy the lyrics into simple text and set the voice to "good news". It is very funny.

He was beating it in John Greggs tent.

by Tim Durbin February 11, 2005

Tent Lung

Tent lung when you wake to a bout of dry coughing after a night sleeping in a tent due to the dampness

Ed: "Is Steve ok he's been coughing all morning has he got a pube in his throat?"
CDOG: "No he's just got tent lung"

by TomandSteve October 20, 2008

tentaculear

Verb, from tentaculeo: derivative from 'perrear intensamente' in a party, followed by a girl wrapping her tentacles around him until he is completely paralized'

' A un compa lo tentaculear on en el pasillo de la casa de jose, el mae solo se sento y a los 10 segundos se dio por vencido'

by Jack Sparrow inside the kraken December 23, 2011