turbo virgin

Someone that goes the extra mile to show the world that they're a kissless virgin. A good example is the countless meat riders who will argue till the end of time to defend their beloved Elon Musk who couldn't give 2 shits about their sad existence. Or the losers that call you slurs in a video game because they can't accept the fact that it's time to get a job and move out of their parents' basement.

"What's this guy's problem? I'm going 20 over and he's still on my bumper with high beams on."

"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."

by derp25 January 16, 2025

Turbo Detonation

The act of blowing up in anger, normally on the internet, when arguing with experts.

That kid totally had turbo detonation after arguing with Dan Z.

by anonymous69696 April 24, 2015

turbo fuckwad

A waste of time. A homosapiens who, upon receiving logical arguments, proceeds to allow them to become spaghettified by the black hole of his/hers/zims/zers own braincase. An unmyelinated lagomorph. A stupid stupid retard born of denial and lack of situational awareness.

I went to the store about 15 minutes before it was closing to check out the frozen pizzas right quick and this turbo fuckwad teenager turns the lighting off right in front of me. I asked him if he could give me a second, and he somewhat mumbles about the closing time or something stupid before scrawny stepping back to his dipshit station.

by Rockman X October 2, 2021

Turbo Off

When a system has been decommissioned so heavily that it is no longer functioning

Admin1: Damn bro, im not able to administer that server!
Admin2: Of course you cant, that bad boy is turbo off

by whodis123789 April 18, 2025

The Turbo Effect

When you keep thinking there’s an extra person with your group.

Person 1: Is this everyone? It feels like we’re missing someone.

Person 2: Yep that’s all. Sounds like you’re experiencing The Turbo Effect!

by Michael Michael Cera July 15, 2025

turbo shit

someone who goes fast and eats ass

who's that dank boi driving the landspeeder
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019

Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

by jamiemayte June 9, 2022