armor titties

Armor titties are bras that contain gel or liquid filled sacs to make a woman's breasts look bigger. It can also be a bra with a lot of extra padding.

Armor titties are fake titties.

Any type of bra that makes it seem like a girl has big ta-tas when really she doesn't.

Boy goes to feel up his girlfriend for the first time. He thinks she has big ta-tas.

Boy: Why are your boobs hard?

Girl: What? Oh that's just my bra.

Boy: Oh you have on armor titties. It was all just a lie.

Girl doesn't have big ta-tas it was just her bra

by Mysterious Z May 26, 2010

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Air Titties

A woman who synchronizes her bouncing boobs to the beat of a song. This usually happens at an 80's hair band concert or karaoke night at the local dive.

Heather's perfect air titties earned her a backstage pass at the Poison concert.

by Jeff Ashley September 22, 2010

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pink little twittles

They are anyone's nipples

Tom asked me if I played with her pink little twittles while we had sex.

by Weeds July 10, 2005

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Chuck Taylor titties

When the tan line on a woman's breasts is well defined and goes horizontally across them, resembling the white tips of a Chuck Taylor Converse sneakers.

Guy 1: Did you see the tan lines on the chick who just flashed everyone?

Guy 2: Yeah those were the whitest Chuck Taylor titties I've ever seen.

by Chilly Ill Bill October 13, 2011

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tea cup titties

when a girls nipples are as big around as a tea cup.

guy 1: where were you last night?

guy 2: i went over to haileys house man.

guy 1: dude i heard she had some fucking tea cup titties.

guy 2: that shit dont matter atleast i got some!

by yourmotherstwat August 15, 2008

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