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Four Slice Toaster

I'm a Four Slice Toaster, not a Human! Check your food privilege and use my pronouns correctly!
by UltimateDoge November 25, 2022
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pig toaster 3000

someone named kayla who goes by everything even objects
stfu you pig toaster 3000
by asjbfhjuefueiswvbgiueswrg December 4, 2021
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Toaster

Noun
1. An Air Fryer
2. A machine used to cook different substances that are normally not able to be cooked properly in other conventional cooking methods, such as bread and waffles.
1. "You clearly don't own an air fryer!" Billy said, laughing maniacally as usual. Tom slapped him, "But I do own a toaster." he reminded.
2. All toasters do not toast toast, but in fact toast bread. Who in their right mind would retoast the toast that they just toasted in their toaster?
by Smugboi July 8, 2022
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Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
by slutface1 October 23, 2012
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toaster traitor

a person who betrays toasters
jerry, why did you destroy our toaster? you are a toaster traitor!
by crimeraaa July 24, 2022
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dyke toaster

a type of car in which lesbians might have sexual activities

ex. Subaru Forester
Wow, Grandma's car is a real dyke toaster.
by holy grill May 31, 2017
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sloppy toaster

When a man engages in anal sex with a woman who has not cleaned there nether area before hand.Which then continues to insert the penis into the vagina without cleaning it.
Person 1:Dude did you hear about John's sloppy toaster with alexa
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.
by Cowboy On the Road December 21, 2013
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