rusty treasure

A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.

Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.

by Fergus's mistress December 27, 2015

The Rusty Turnpike

Infamous gay bar, designed specifically for retirement parties which always end badly.

I heard Greg's retirement party is going to be at the Rusty Turnpike, that's a shame, looks like he won't get to enjoy retirement.

by Aye Matey November 19, 2019

rusty planet

The disgusting face that is made when one is about to sneeze, similar to a sex face, and the only way to relieve oneself is to stare at a bright light.

Me: Dude, his rusty planet looks just like his face when he orgasms.

Friend: Does he explode something either way?

by scottcaver June 8, 2011

Rusty bulimic

The female version of a rusty trombone.

The act of tossing a females salad from behind whilst fingering her vagina. Reminiscent of someone purging a freshly digested meal.

"that guy had me on all fours. I couln't contain my moans as he was giving me a rusty bulimic

by Rimjob_rob November 30, 2019

Rusty banana

Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.

Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.

by Definitely not Selena February 8, 2021

rusty caesar

Nobody exactly knows what a "Rusty Caesar" is. Most historians agree that it involves hot sauce, a Porsche 914 and the anus.

Ever since the "Rusty Caesar" became popular, Porsche 914s have risen in price due to the extremely high demand.

by Hugs Esmay April 7, 2014

Fake Rusty

Rusty Griswold portrayed by that little punk bitch Johnny Galecki from the terrible third installment of the National Lampoon Vacation film series

Christmas Vacation has a Fake Rusty.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.

by Deece Naughts's uncle April 26, 2023