Kansas City Swiss Roll

The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo

Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.

by the dude with crocs April 13, 2021

Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy

A blonde haired doucher who takes delight in cramming dumplings down his throat and making others smell his chad. Strengths are his ability to court females and completely ruin them in the eyes of his friends by using their mouths as contraception. Weaknesses are skin pigments, died hair, sexual ambiguity and of course the dreaded kryptonite. The Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy (or SICB for short) is also a chameleon at heart. The SICB is equally at home in the country, working on the farmstead and talking Aussie slang to Bogans as he is when taking googs with a big bunch of boost’s in a pink singlets at summerdayze. Truly a rare species, the SICB polarises people and sickens even the most fucked individuals.

Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy or Rigga or SICB

by The Jackal 888 January 12, 2010

swiper

the mean wolf on the show dora the explorer. he's verry wierd. he says oh man a lot. hes orange & white

dora & friends :swiper no swiping, swiper no swiping, swiper no swiping !
swiper: ohh mann!!

by rawwwwwrrrrr November 27, 2007

Swip

A swip is a combination of taking a swig of a drink and a sip, resulting in an action somewhere in between.

You go to take a swig of your drink but only actually take a small amount of fluid.

You go to have a sip and instead swallow a large amount of fluid.

"Would you like to try my drink?"
"Okay, I'll just have a quick swip."

by ChimpAndy January 15, 2008

diaper swiper

a slang term for a pedophile

Jon is a diaper swiper

by hollywood25 July 29, 2006

swip

a swag sip

damn that girl just took a swip of my blue moon

by danny ramdatass November 21, 2011

Swiper

A Swiper is a man that has a large penis, and uses it on females daily. The word swiper come from the slang word Swipe which means penis. Some would define them as "man whores".

man 1- hey bro i just boned some hot girl that i just met!
man2- haha nice man your a swiper.

by jeremih June 8, 2009