Surge Protector

Someone who runs interference between you and a stupid person - like a tool.

Man, I can't stand that Tool. I need a surge protector.

by GCH October 9, 2005

Cow Surfer

Surfer looking types that generaly wear some form of John Deere apparel often in conjunction with a Carhartt jacket

"Hey cow surfer, Get a hair cut!"

by Da_Elf777 January 5, 2006

butthole surfer

There are a lot of butthole surfers at Santa Rosa Middle School.

Including....well, we don't have to name them.

by cherrypopscle007 May 3, 2003

surfer

A girl (or perhaps a homosexual male) of loose moral fiber - if it swells, she will ride it.

Dad: "Check out that naughty Mary Jane Rottenbox over there sleazing onto that guy."

Son: "Looks like a surfer to me - I think he's gonna pork her."

Dad: "Son, he's not gonna pork her."

by JT Amish March 18, 2011

Heart Surgery

Something that apperently to Jeffree Star isn't that bad. ILY Jeffree!!!

Heart Surgery Isn't that bad Chorus

Come on.. Let's get out of here
I wanna take your hand and disappear
Come on.. Let's get out of here
I whisper in your ear.. "I wanna..."

by Emmy FO SHO January 22, 2009

Surge of Excellence

The feeling you get when you do something most excellent. Is usually accompanied by hairs sticking up, heavy breathing, and smiling like the kool aid man, simultaneously. One can signify this event at the moment through intensities that vary from jumping up and screaming "Wowzas!" or simply whispering to the nearest kind stranger.

John Locke- When Hurley wears a red dress he looks like the kool aid man.
Sawyer- Haha, John you totally made me experience a Surge of Excellence, now I must go crush some tree frogs in the palm of my hand.
John Locke- Go and do that, then.
Hurley - (Pops out from under a rock) Wow. I fucking hate you guys.
Jin- Hey Hurley.
Hurley- Jin you're here!
Jin- I sure am.
Hurley- Dude you can speak English.
Jin- No, you're speaking Korean.
Hurley- Dude. Shut up and take off your clothes.

by DoctorKnucklehead June 18, 2006

surge89

A Mac or iPhone programmer geek to the nth degree. Way too into the tech of his or her iPhone.

Synonyms: iPhoney, Macindouche, nerd, geek, iPodimous, PTCMAC, KP, romait, mootymoots, gimpie19, th3_r3n3g4d3

Don't look up the temp again, I get it; it's hot! You're a surge89!

by ALR April 16, 2008