spelts

a heart breaker

That spelts makes boys fall like dominoes

by senor fresh April 8, 2011

Stealthfart

A silent and odourless gassy emision coming out from where the sun doesn´t shine, often producing a temperature increase in your underwear. Specilly useful to heat pants and trousers in cold, overcrowded and confined environments.

- Man, is so freaking cold here I can see my breath!
- Yeah, thank god i stealthfarted, at least my butt and weenie are warm now.

by Fartacus, the ancient god October 24, 2012

shelter helper

The bitch at the homeless shelter who gives out free handies to those in need.

I took my broke ass to the shelter and got some "help" from the shelter helper.

by Analblasted6969 May 27, 2016

seltenreich

a thin loser who is stuck in the HVACR industry

Seltenreich needs to fix my furnace.

by Siegmier May 26, 2016

Stealth Fuck

When you have sex with someone but their parent(s) are in the house.

“Me and my girlfriend tried to stealth fuck but her mom walked in and made me leave”

by Anonymous Blonde Person April 14, 2019

seltzy

someone who drinks and or prefers hard seltzer, typically over other types of alcohol. you know a seltzy when you see one; it's all they talk about.

"are you a seltzy? or just a regular guy?"
"8% seltzy? i highly recommend. 4% and you're off the floor."

by J. Bobungus July 28, 2021

American Stealth

Complete opposite to stealth. i.e. as un-stealthy as one can possibly be.

That air strike was american stealth at its best.

by Piglet Brave March 13, 2011