Pelican Status

State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".

Danni: This party is out of control.
Taiti: I know. PELICAN STATUS!

by medusa002 November 24, 2009

status boner

sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold

Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.

by AwkwardCookie April 5, 2015

voldemort status

When a woman rides someone's face for so long, their nose is either flattened or out right removed.

Man that girl is so hot, I wish she'd let me go Voldemort status

by njCTSV July 4, 2016

idgitory Status

Having the status of being an idgit (idiot)

"Oh my god dad! did you here about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?"
"really? idgitory status."

by theheem April 16, 2019

Shady Status

When a white boy(or girl) acts like the stereo-typical black person such as the rapper Slim Shady-Eminem. Basically when a white person does something like, spit out a sick rhyme, gets in a gang war, or just acts like someone that's hood also known as a wankster.

Bill: man i popped a cap in his A*s just to shut him up then all the hunnies came a runnin, i took this fine dime home

Malik: Daang, white boy! thats straight shady status!

by KatCard July 29, 2011

dirty statue

Similar to musical statues except you cum on their face but the challenge is they can't flinch, music is optional.

We played dirty statue but she lost when dad walked in

by No Name Required April 9, 2020

carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.

He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.

by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011