by Tom cruiser March 29, 2017
by PLASTIC EATER December 05, 2021
A person you use to gas you up for a short amount of time so you can gain confidence to go to someone hotter, better, and cooler. Basically someone you ghost after they make you feel better about yourself.
Person 1: Hey, Emma, you make me feel really good about myself. Thanks for all the compliments.
Emma (Gas station): You’re welcome, would you still wanna go on that date next week ?
Person 1: Nah, you’re not my type, but thank you for gassing me up *hangs up pump and leaves gas station (Emma)
Emma (Gas station): You’re welcome, would you still wanna go on that date next week ?
Person 1: Nah, you’re not my type, but thank you for gassing me up *hangs up pump and leaves gas station (Emma)
by Penisinspector123 January 18, 2023
by UltimateDoge June 17, 2022
Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor
P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat
by Skeletonpotato June 01, 2018
An LA County Sheriff's department station in the southwest pocket of Los Angeles County that acts as the police department for Calabasas, Agoura Hills, Malibu, and Westlake Village. It employs either overly friendly mom/dad characters or dumpy cold fish types that think they're in the military.
Punk teen: "What're your badge numbers and what're your names?!"
Lost hills cop: "My name's Deputy Diestel 48781, I work at Lost Hills Sheriff Station"
Lost hills cop: "My name's Deputy Diestel 48781, I work at Lost Hills Sheriff Station"
by plus-size albert November 21, 2020
When one man gauges his urethra to a size formidable enough that a man with a smaller, thinner penis inserts his penis into the pee hole of the larger penis. Aka extreme docking.
"Hey there Billy, I see you've got a pretty tiny dick and it would fit inside of mine quite well, let's have us a Texas Train Station"
by DaddyDrIll December 16, 2023