land sakes alive

Used as a general term of exclamation or surprise similar to oh my lord, or oh my goodness, or oh shit. Mostly used by people in the 1930's, 1940's, and 1950's. Possibly a minced oath (softened form of swearing) substitute for "For the Lord's sake."

See also land sake.

Land sakes alive, my grandmother said. That sure was a swell sunset.

by Bret_in_Mesa January 12, 2008

The United States of America

The fattest, dumbest, and most self absorbed country in the world.

It's not the United States of America! It's just America God dammit!

by Callumbuddy March 14, 2016

stakem

my friends last name, or an aweful piece of meat that some enjoy to throw on school roofs

We are having stakem for lunch.
I want to eat Stakem... out.

by carmen April 1, 2005

The United States

We got freedom, we got guns, and, despite what the inevitable negative like/dislike ratio on this definition may tell you, we still have our own culture.
God bless America.

John: God bless the United States.
Sam: Amen.

by NotPieGuy September 10, 2021

united states

Although a country bloated on consumer economy and Big Mac's, the United States of America is diverse, free, and varied in ecosystems and landscapes. People of other nations seem to convienently forget that the USA hands out millions of dollars (and probably more) to charities, relief efforts, foreign aid, and education, among other things. The USA has faults, like *every other country in the entire world*. But it seems to me the downtrodden people sneaking into America are biting their tongues...

The United States government has remained stable for over 200 years. And I can't recall the last incredibly bloody "revolution", so much like the European ones, that's happened here...

by angel of music January 31, 2005

Alabama Shakes

The action of getting diarrhea (The shits) from soul food.

Guy 1: Man those were some good ribs from Daddy T's Soul restaurantlast night!
Guy 2: I'm glad YOU liked it... I got the Alabama Shakes from the pulled pork!

by DietDoritos December 3, 2015

United States of America

The most generous country in the world...sometimes too generous in my opinion.

US:What's wrong world?
World:(crying and sniffling) My kitty died! :-(
US: That's unfortunate. Here's a couple hundred million dollars my hardworking citizens paid. I was gonna spend it on education and defense and whatnot, but you need it more.
World:(takes the money) Cheapass! (spits in US's face)

by The Scrumptrilizer January 17, 2005