Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.

I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed

by Informativity January 26, 2021

warm spray

when PBR gets ahold of Ryan Nichols tighty whitey buttock area

You want to get that warm spray, dontcha?

by JM-AM June 25, 2024

Spray Staining

When you nut into a fan and it goes everywhere, Staining everything.

I'm so pissed, Chad wouldn't stop Spray Staining at the party last night!

Yo Brad, me and Chad are going Spray Staining tomorrow, wanna come?

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Spray tan girl

The name that Nic calls Lilli. Lilli is pretty and Nic is barf. Nic is kinda of a dude that wants all the girls till they get boring and finds someone new yup that's it

Lilli:is that Nic??
Callie: yea if I were you i wouldn't trust him
Kalyn: yea me either
Spray tan girl

by The smart one who knows everyt November 14, 2019

Spray Daddy

A legendary ladies man who takes requests from women in the audience to get sprayed by his hose.

I went to the show last night and got soaked by Spray Daddy!

by ScienceDropped April 25, 2023

spray

flat soda. on a two or one liter bottle, any soda that remains under the bottom of the label.

Is there any splash left? No just spray.

by Big Schlong Stud January 25, 2008

spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.

I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.

by thechri5 March 1, 2019