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spong mincer

A person showing signs of sun normal human ability and intelligence ,especially with impaired walking.
That Wayne Rooney is a great spong mincer!
by Soup Dragon November 20, 2017
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sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex
by tenequia January 5, 2008
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Buena Park Wet Sponge

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement
Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch
by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022
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Sponged Up

The feminine counter to the male term "Bricked Up". A female is "Sponged up" or "Fully Sponged" when the capacity for internal wetness has reached it ultimate saturation point due to experiencing something enticing or arousing.
"Mandy, did you see the new guy Ken? He's got me fully sponged up rn"
by GH0xSTED August 8, 2023
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Sponge

A squishy thing you use to wash the nasty ass dishes in your sink. Sponges are also used to make homemade squishies. ( which are absolutely fucking stupid)
Mom: “ hey Alex can you hand me that sponge so i can Do the dishes?”

Me: “ ew no that’s nasty”

Mom: “go to your room
by Dolanxchamberlainxcharles June 20, 2018
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National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).
Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.
by Hecate69 April 18, 2019
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accent sponge

Someone automatically speaking with an accent when they hear it, absorbing it like a sponge.
Aria: since when does Johnny have a Brummie accent?
Leah: He doesn't, he's just an accent sponge.
by coachdexter September 22, 2023
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