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Doing a Spiderman

Doing a Spiderman is when a male ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an unsuspecting suspect while adding a very satisfying "pssssttt" like noise to simulate the sound of the web but in this case the sound of the seamen being tossed from his hand.
"Doing a Spiderman"

Bob saw an a woman across the street he decided that he would do a spiderman. since it takes bob a short time to ejaculate he was ready in a jiffy. He proceeded to charge up to the lady whilst screaming his war cry, (this caught her attention and she turned) he then threw his seamen in her face and ran away with a grin on his face.
by thespidermaner May 14, 2014
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Lorne Spicer

Presenter on Cash in The Attic shown on the BBC. She was once a petite, attractive blonde. Now a rather busty larger woman.
Sake Lorne Spicer has let herself go.
by EmbraRambo November 8, 2011
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Spiderbites

Double piercings usually on the bottom lip, side by side (one right next to the either). Can be either on the center, right or left side. Studs, Retainers or Captive Hoops can be used.
A : "I got my lip pierced today!"
B : "Oh really what did you do?"
A : "I got SpiderBites!"
B : "Like... SnakeBites?"
A : "No no. they're side by side"
by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009
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Spider Kid

The kid at your high school who is just really "special". There isnt an actual definition but you know they are one when you see one. Symptoms include having a self charm (mainly to nerds), interest in weird things, and not taking showers and having a lisp. A good example would be Dustin from Stranger Things.
Jason has a weird Spider Kid friend. His name is Aaron and he has a lisp and is really into chess. I also think that he has never taken a shower in his life or at least he smells that way.
by sgduysagedy29 September 28, 2018
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spider nigga

a black guy who was bit by a radioactive thot instead of shooting webs he shootes niggas
Hey look its spider nigga and he is spinning the block
by jhony ate the sock December 16, 2021
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brown spider rider

One who engages in the pleasure of the anus.
Richard Fairbrass.
by Dave April 27, 2006
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julia seiler

wow i feel lame, i wish i was julia seiler...
by juliaseilerfan4456754638 August 24, 2008
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