A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.
The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011
Get the speed docking mug.A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.
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by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012
Get the Speed curling mug."I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"
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Get the speed skiing mug.The word created for driving over speed humps way too fast in hopes of getting air. While there are very few cases reported of tires actually leaving the ground, it is still a thrill ride if you do it right.
by WatsonN April 27, 2013
Get the Speed Humping mug.Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.
Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.
If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.
Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.
If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.
Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.
by QuickShowerSherrie August 26, 2013
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I was looking for that email from Kyle from 2 months ago it took ages.
You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst
You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst
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