Sleep Stopper

While your partner is sleeping quickly and forcefully shove your penis into her vag or brown eye to wake her.

That bitch wouldn't put out last night so I gave her the sleep stopper!

I couldn't put up with her snoring anymore so I sleep stopped her.

Bro, you better hope your cell mate doesn't give you the sleep stopper!

by Ovarian Myth Sports February 8, 2010

Shadow Shopper

A friend who follows you around whilst shopping, potentially because they have no sense of personal style or space. Highly annoying. When you ask their opinion they will often say what they think you want to hear, rather than their genuine belief, lest it be 'wrong'.

"I turned around to look at the books and jenny was right in my face! dam shadow shopper"

by sweetchillisauce January 9, 2010

Bopper stoppers

cheap, poorly made slip-on shoes worn by females. They are purchased from beauty supply stores for less than ten dollars.they are also worn by bops, which in oakland, california, means a slutty female.

a bop from oakland will most likely be wearing bopper stoppers.

by 10starstud January 8, 2011

Militant Shopper

A person who buys groceries based exclusively on their country of origin.

Overheard on the train:

Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.

Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.

Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.

by Maxwell Drive March 26, 2011

rooster stopper

Synonym for cock-blocker that is acceptable for broadcast TV.

Ross: "I was about to ask out that model when Joey walked up and rooster stopped me."
Chandler: "Could he BE anymore of a rooster stopper?"

by FriendsFan69 July 26, 2011

bottle shopper

A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.

I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.

by Trucker49 November 12, 2011

Computer Shopper Letters

Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.

See this months Computer Shopper Letters?

NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!

by devidos November 9, 2012