by mike February 22, 2005
Get the snootch87 mug.noun: A creepy male in his late twenties to early forties who rides his bike everywhere, presumable because his license was taken away for legal reasons. Not every man who rides his bike is a scooch. For example, non-scooches ride their bikes for environmental or athletic reasons. Scooches, on the the other hand, seem to exist only to make people uncomfortable and should be avoided at all costs.
Earl's a scooch now because he got his third DUI and he's not allowed to drive anymore.
Hey, there's a scooch sitting under the tree over there touching himself. We should leave.
Aaron's car broke down and now he has to ride his bike everywhere like a freaking scooch.
Hey, there's a scooch sitting under the tree over there touching himself. We should leave.
Aaron's car broke down and now he has to ride his bike everywhere like a freaking scooch.
by Charlie_Svetlana September 1, 2016
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Snorthing something up the noise that would cause pain.
EX 1: Snorthing Wasabi.
EX 2: You effin wasabi snorcher.
EX 1: Snorthing Wasabi.
EX 2: You effin wasabi snorcher.
by Derty-E May 26, 2006
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Get the skooch mug.Another way to say the word shit. Can be in reference to anything of distaste to a specific individual. Can also be used to refer to something that everyone is aware about without actually specifically mentioning it.
1) Oh Snouch!! (In refrence to a flop in Texas hold'em)
2) Let's get this snouch outta here.
3) Check that snouch out!
2) Let's get this snouch outta here.
3) Check that snouch out!
by -alexaslani May 30, 2005
Get the snouch mug.1. A peculiar area located on the college age female that, when stimulated, results in incredibly loud moans of pleasure. Stereotypically associated with waking up the neighbors and impressing your bros listening outside the door
2. Can also be used as an insult in the same spirit as "bitch"
Plural: Sneetch
2. Can also be used as an insult in the same spirit as "bitch"
Plural: Sneetch
Brock: See that girl over there?
Mac: Yeah?
Brock: I totally woke up the neighbors when I rocked her snootch last night.
or
"If he doesn't stop acting like a snootch, I'm going to fashion a bullwhip and go Indiana Jones on his ass!"
Mac: Yeah?
Brock: I totally woke up the neighbors when I rocked her snootch last night.
or
"If he doesn't stop acting like a snootch, I'm going to fashion a bullwhip and go Indiana Jones on his ass!"
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