shank

To go to the toilet, in particular, a shit, and have a wank as well

"i've just had the best shank ever bob!"

by Damo Williams July 30, 2008

shank

A homemade weapon usually made out of old crap lying around like broken glass or metal. A shank usually is only for stabbing and has no cutting edge (like a dart, but a lot bigger and more dangerous).
As a verb shank means to stab somebody to death with a shank, with quick short motions to the area just below the ribs.
-In both of these senses shiv means the same thing.

"Shank" can also be used in golf to describe a terrible slice or duff resultant from the club head not centered on the ball during the swing. Also a verb.

I've also heard from a guy in NC that they use "shank" to mean pantsing where he lives. Nobody else I've asked says this is true, though. Usually they yell "shank" as they pull down the pants.

-I made a shank and shanked this guy in prison.

-Ahh! I shanked that drive!

-"SHANK!" he yelled as he pantsed Robert.

by yeyYAY June 11, 2006

shank

pretty much another word for fuck

what the shank!!

i shanked her like 7 times!

by mikey maggot February 24, 2009

Boo-Shank

Proper Bo, Very Good, Blingin', Shak Plank, awesome, the shit, brilliant.

this music is fooking boo-shank.

by Harry Parry December 11, 2003

Nob-Shank

A derogatory term for an individual not worthy of being called a Nob-end.

Fred you are a Nob-Shank.

by TheDailyRant May 17, 2005

lamb shank

Unlike a solitary shank (shower and wank combined), a lamb shank is done in the presence of a sheep. Whilst this is traditionally a male lamb, at a pinch any ewe will do!

I was feeling a bit lonely last night so I had a lamb shank instead.

by Beam Mikey September 15, 2007

shank a mooley

the act of stabbing a filthy nigger.

fred shanked a mooley

by NiggStompa March 27, 2005