Poke and Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.

Look at that yeti doing the Poke and Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)

by SkiUnit August 19, 2008

Breakfast Coupon Shuffle

Primarily used in the hospitality industry; The act of offering breakfast coupons to disgruntled guests to remedy absolutely any type of negative situation. It's a very cheap (virtually free) means of averting the guest's attention as well as mildly satisfying them.

That guest was pissed dawg...pulled the ol' breakfast coupon shuffle and she was fine.

by T and D Associates August 21, 2008

The Daily Snuff

A Satire news source used to make boys into men and the offended into crybabies. Most of Everyone will get mildly if not completely offended by the news we provide. That said, you should refrain your children from viewing this site if they are mildly if not completely mentally retarded.

myself:Yo! I heard that 95% of mexicans Are minorities.
Offended:Where did you hear that?
myself:It was top news on The Daily Snuff! get with the program dude!

by Spicy taco 123 October 26, 2010

Snuffaluffagus

the big wooly mammoth from sesame street with the long hose like nose who talks funny. he is friends with Big bird and is very cute and like to wag his big hose like nose. He is very furry and large and one of the best characters on sesame street along with cookie monster, the grouch , the count and big bird. His color is brown and furry.

Snuffaluffagus is so funny and cute, hes a character on sesame street, he talks to big bird alot.

by snuffalo February 27, 2005

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

snuff rug

a giant main of pubic hair that can expand to 5 inches in length along a persons genitals

Holy shit! Will's hair is like a fat jewish snuff rug!

by Undead Jew December 3, 2006

Shuffle Shitlist

(n). the list of songs that you meant to delete, but are still on your ipod from who knows when. songs on the shuffle shitlist serve as a form of embarrassment when your ipod is played on shuffle in front of your homies.

Guy #1:Dude, why do you still have "Like A Slave" on your ipod?
Guy#2: My bad bro, that song is on my shuffle shitlist.

by RKOWALSKI January 14, 2009