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Sheetz

A place where hipster d-bags like to go when they're completely shit faced drunk, and like to ask the quiet stoners what number they have, and insinuate that I'll just talk to you because you're drunk. Often times this will lead to hostility from both ends, but all the while, the stoners just bite their tongue and eat the food, while the drunks ask strangers questions such as "What's the matter, you don't like talking to me?" or "What's the matter, did you just get out of work?". This follows the modest stoners waiting in line for a godam breakfast sandwich and a hashbrown for 45 million years because the rest of the backwards hat ego maniacs ordered 7 course meals and not being grateful that the Sheetz employees are sweating balls and into your food. The stoners leave and never go back there. The drunks look for the stoners to beat them up, but they are gone already so they don't know what else to do because they haven't a life.
Hipster D-bag "What number do you have, brah?!"

Complete stranger to Hipster D-bag "...........you are why I don't come to Sheetz"
by G13 Mcgee April 28, 2009
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sheet wreckin

A night of passionate love making resulting in the inevitable destruction of the provided bedding.
Damn baby, last nights sheet wreckin left my sister's guest bed in tatters. (high five)
by Fannie Arbo September 23, 2010
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Sexcel Sheet

A detailed excel spreadsheet that documents a person's sex life. Can include names, ages, dates, details of hookups, ratings, race/ethnicity, locations etc,
"So according to my sexcel sheet I have hooked up with 5 people over the age of 26."
by Elyse Black April 24, 2013
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Is The Bomb Shelter Secure?

When a friend or close relative takes a major dump in your bathroom. In this case closing the bathroom door not to keep the explosion or smell out but in to protect the rest of the house or people in it at the time.
Wow I had a lot of cheese pizza last night. Is the bomb shelter secure?
by Hawkeye312457 August 26, 2009
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Teets On My Sheets

The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.
Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!
by swodaemyasdnil April 21, 2011
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red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.
Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet
by Keith678 January 1, 2017
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Sheet Karate

Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.
I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I thought I'd practice my "Sheet Karate."
by scottie don't76 January 3, 2007
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