fo' sheezy y'all

lame phrase that will get you slapped if spoken in a wordhindu templeword.

Monk: Hello. Do you seek spiritual guidance?
Lorraine: Fo' sheezy y'all!
slap!

by sheezmasta March 14, 2003

Sexcel Sheet

A detailed excel spreadsheet that documents a person's sex life. Can include names, ages, dates, details of hookups, ratings, race/ethnicity, locations etc,

"So according to my sexcel sheet I have hooked up with 5 people over the age of 26."

by Elyse Black April 24, 2013

Teets On My Sheets

The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.

Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!

by swodaemyasdnil April 21, 2011

red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

by Keith678 January 1, 2017

Sheez

Shitting yourself while you sneeze.

Would you kindly pass me a tissue and a new pair of trousers, I seem to have sheezed myself

by RandomRedditor2 September 21, 2011

fo sheezy

Fo sheezy is meaing yes! in a very exciting way. It is usually followed by "Ma Neezy" meaning Brother/Friend

Wanna go to the club tonite ma
Fo Sheezy Ma Neezy

by Bling Daddy Mik Bling Bling October 26, 2003

Sheet Karate

Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.

I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I thought I'd practice my "Sheet Karate."

by scottie don't76 January 3, 2007