scatscooting

What your dog does when he feels the need to wipe or itch his ass. Not having fingers for this purpose, he must resort to dragging his asshole against your carpeting. To achieve this, the dog must drop his ass down to the ground and hold it there whilst propelling himself forward with his front paws in a scooting fashion most owners find both hilarious and repulsive simultaneously. A smear of fecal matter is deposited on the carpet in his wake, but it is often invisible to the naked eye, therefore you can never know if your dog does it or not unless you catch him in the act.

Dude1: "Hey dude I have the munchies. Is that melted chocolate on the rug over there?"

Dude2: "Nah, bro... I saw Otis scatscooting over there after he came in the house. He must have the runs."

by Singlet September 29, 2017

scatso

D͏efinition of a͏ p͏erson thats into sc*ts. A sad, regular Forsen chatter sustained by sc*t energy 💩, furry poros 🐾, and a lifelong losing streak in roulette. Husband of Racso, who somehow cheers him on while they both spiral deeper into the abyss of copium and poro fur.🤮 🤮 🤮

“He just lost 50k in roulette and hugged a poro plush for comfort… he’s a Scatso 😭💀🐾”

by fnsrosenrfseofnresofnrosfnroes October 9, 2025

scansaction

completing a purchase of products and/or services by swiping a plastic card through a scanner

More and more business is conducted by scansaction every day.

by plastik00 August 10, 2008

Scash

1. Someone who can take any shit talker and take anyone that steps to the person

2. To beat the hell out of...see murk

person1: Hey you see that guy over there?
person2: Yeah why?
person1: That dude is one bad ass Scash
person2: How so?
person1: He beat my 6'5'' homie
person:2 Damn o_O

by ThaLish October 30, 2008

Scatamari

Derived from Katamari the video game where the object is to roll up a giant ball of random objects, and Conkers Reloaded the video game where one objective is to collect poo balls by rolling them.
A Scatamari is a giant unstoppable cumulative snowball of scat, or shit that anything and everything gets stuck to.

eg.1: Life is like a Scatamari, the longer you roll along, the more scat you accumulate and it takes a large impact to knock some of that scat off.

eg.2: This project is turning into a Scatamari, the longer we work on it the more shit goes into it.

by Corporal Al May 26, 2009

Scat

A mulatto teen, from the hood who bounces from girl to girl while doing the Scat boogie.

Aye look at Scat! i swear he be killn em with that boogie.

by Loso 4000 November 11, 2010

scanslate

is a term used by manga (Japanese fly comic) otaku that means to scan the comic and translate from Japanese to English

Otaku1 : When is the new volume of Naruto coming out?
Otaku2 : I don't know. No one scanslates it yet.

by donnotaddme April 25, 2011