by Sweetchiba November 29, 2012
Get the Hairy Sanchezmug. When God smears shit on your face for not worshipping him. If you're a blasphemer and ever woken up with shit all over your face, that's God saying "Gotcha, Bitch."
...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.
If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.
- Malachi 2:1-4
...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.
If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.
- Malachi 2:1-4
Richard Dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with shit smeared on his face. Alas, he knew the LORD had given him the Holy Sanchez.
by The Holy See, Il Papa, The Pontiff December 10, 2008
Get the Holy Sanchezmug. when a guy cums in a girls mouth then she spits it back on his dick then he wipes it across a girls upper lip
by papa wilson January 17, 2012
Get the an albino sanchezmug. An enhancement to the disputed Dirty Sanchez and one-eyed dirty sanchez.
A male, after engaging in anal sex with a lass wipes his dirtied cock across the top of her upper lip to create the dirty sanchez and then cums in both her eyes.
A male, after engaging in anal sex with a lass wipes his dirtied cock across the top of her upper lip to create the dirty sanchez and then cums in both her eyes.
It was mi birthday so she said we could be as dirty as I wanted so I banged her up borough and just when I was about to unload I pulled out and tried to get her to blow me. She didn't like it though so I just blew mi stack on her face :) But then she started yellin so I turned on the light and there she was squinting at me with a blind dirty sanchez!
by Dirty Fuzz October 29, 2007
Get the Blind Dirty Sanchezmug. Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez
Sally always bitched about my lack of creativity in the bedroom, so she was rather surprised when I splattered her with an Uncle Carl Sanchez.
by King David October 8, 2004
Get the Uncle Carl Sanchezmug. This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.
by Tom March 29, 2005
Get the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinklesmug. when performing anal and your partner procedes to squirt dihreaha out of their ass , so much so that you feel the need to collect it and serve it to your 14 children in the morning.
kid 6: do we have to keep eating this left over chili?
dad 1: tell your mom to stop shitting
dad2: that’s what i call a sanchez chili bowl!
dad 1: tell your mom to stop shitting
dad2: that’s what i call a sanchez chili bowl!
by lurikblakegayshit July 11, 2018
Get the sanchez chili bowlmug.