Negative dirty sanchez 

When the face is all covered in shit except your upper lip.

Man my girlfriend gave me the worst Negative dirty sanchez last night it got all over my bed covers!

Negative dirty sanchez by C squared +E&N=perves May 2, 2008

the mark sanchez 

n. not to be confused with the 'dirty sanchez', this is when you pull your penis from your lovers asshole and give them a mustache with their own doo doo off of your penis.

it felt so good to have my boyfriend inside my anus, but then he gave me the mark sanchez, gross.

the mark sanchez by howardversion1 December 26, 2010

jamed sanchez 

Dick slapping a bitch with shit all over your cock.

"After I rammed that chick from behind I pulled the move Jamed Sanchez on her."

jamed sanchez by Victor M January 10, 2005

Creamy Sanchez 

to nut up, bust, explode all over someone

Dude, give her the Creamy Sanchez

Creamy Sanchez by Nice And Slow August 11, 2006

Leann Sanchez

independant, fun, random and beautiful. But once you get to know her, she has a whole different side. She's emotional with problems to deal with. has many friends who wanna be there for her but, she keeps everything to herself. Most people don't understand her because she's too complicated. thinks low of herself. feels she deserves nothing. thinks no one loves or cares for her and will deny you if you tell her you love her. most incredible person you'll ever meet, though she's got so many flaws, she's most loveable. might be unfaithful, ungraceful and unlovley but, you'll love her. NEVER ever tell her to jump of a building and Don't let her cut or drink.

Person one: See that independant beauty sitting in the corner? I wish i could help her, she looks so sad.

Person two: Yeah who is she?

Person one: I don't know, I heard she's leann sanchez

(A huge posse walks over and surrounds her in joy and laughter)

Person two: Oh that explains it

Leann Sanchez by crushh July 29, 2009

Nervous Sanchez 

One's first homosexual act that takes place as a result of one or more parties being under the influence of crack, cocaine, heroin, or any other hard drug. This act must be between partners of the same sex, it must be the first time performing a homosexual act for one of them, it must be consensual, one or more of the parties may or may not be a homosexual, often it is interracial, and it is frequently brief and dissatisfying. This act ranges from oral sex to a handjob to anal sex. Often times the giver of the Nervous Sanchez is a privileged white person seeking to rebel.

Timothy was so high he gave Jay'qwan a Nervous Sanchez right outside .

Man, I walked in on Emily and Maria doing the Nervous Sanchez... It was so hot but they'll regret it in the morning.

I don't know how to tell you this, dude, but Josh gave me a Nervous Sanchez in the parking lot besides Sears last night. I knew I shouldn't have gotten high with him!

Nervous Sanchez by nervousanchez July 11, 2011

Dirty Sanchez 

Anal sex immediately followed by oral sex - the same person being the recipient of both acts. Presumably, after a vigorous engagement, the recipient will have a shit mustache looking gangster enough to be worthy of the term 'Dirty Sanchez'.

After Skip went in and plowed Muffy's starfish he pulled out just in time to finish rousingly in her mouth - the result being the fanciest Dirty Sanchez anyone had ever seen on Muffy. 💃👄💩

Dirty Sanchez by bebbe bebbe May 27, 2017