by Funkmastah9 July 12, 2003
Get the Party Sanchez mug.Like a 'dirty sanchez' but with jizz. Girlfriend gets manpaste on her hand and smears over boyfriends mouth and face, leaving him crying like a girl and thinking hes gay because he has jizz on him.
wank wank wank >jizzes<
Girl: ohh look bb
Boy: what babe?
Girl wipes jizz all over his lips
Girl: Jizzy Sanchez FTW!! Pwned bb!!
Boy: screaming like girl nooooooooo, eeewwww/screaming like girl
Girl: ohh look bb
Boy: what babe?
Girl wipes jizz all over his lips
Girl: Jizzy Sanchez FTW!! Pwned bb!!
Boy: screaming like girl nooooooooo, eeewwww/screaming like girl
by Miss Goatse August 1, 2008
Get the Jizzy Sanchez mug.This can occur when the recipient of a dirty sanchez, a funny sanchez or any felcher gets angry and like a tempermental llama, they spit the jizz/poo mix in the eye of their partner. This feculant goo almost guarantee's a pink-eye infection referred to as "angry sanchez blindness"
Did you see Jeff today? Yep, I heard it's a case of angry sanchez blindness. He should really quit Tony Danza and donkey punching people.
by cramtoes September 9, 2010
Get the angry sanchez blindness mug.Bryan Sanchez is a very ugly person. Bryan cannot talk to girls. He looks like a Mexican beaver. He got big teeth he be looking like a horse. His hair cannot grow and it looks like a comb. he also gets food pieces stuck in his teeth and huge!! gaps in his teeth but later gets braces blue ones.
by Bryan Sanchez December 10, 2019
Get the Bryan Sanchez mug.Man my girlfriend gave me the worst Negative dirty sanchez last night it got all over my bed covers!
by C squared +E&N=perves May 2, 2008
Get the Negative dirty sanchez mug.n. not to be confused with the 'dirty sanchez', this is when you pull your penis from your lovers asshole and give them a mustache with their own doo doo off of your penis.
by howardversion1 December 26, 2010
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