Safty

Safty is actually saffron flavored taffy. It is a newly discovered natural resource, with the only known deposit deep in the Pleasant Valley of North Central New Jersey. It is possibly associated with the passage of SCP-1049.

Woah there Sparky! Read the sign! "Closed For Safty".

Safty by Inscrutiana May 12, 2019

Safey 

a typo on Tommyinnits sign for his hotel

Tommy: What the hell is safey
Sam nook: ...

Safey by fundiip January 26, 2021

safty

satisfied, pleased

it was nice; feeling safty

safty by theZonky October 30, 2023

simp safely

don't think, just read and process. it is what it means. simp. safely!

Don't simp so hard you stop living life.

"bro I'm so sad broo, she dumped me!"
"simp safely bro :/"

simp safely by 1_1 August 31, 2020

Thumbing A Saftey 

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

Thumbing A Saftey by Bruce February 1, 2005

to play safely 

To have sex using contraception.

Remember to play safely!

to play safely by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 19, 2005

Slide home safely 

Using a condom while poppin the pussy.

Man that bitch I fucked lastnight wasn't on the pill so I had to slide home safely.

Slide home safely by A.M.P September 22, 2005