by morgot July 27, 2023

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

to toss someone off something:
And I don't care who the judge is,
they'll toss the clinic off the case
and your friend Oscar won't get a dime.
And I don't care who the judge is,
they'll toss the clinic off the case
and your friend Oscar won't get a dime.
by Mrabcdefkad August 22, 2017

When you whip out your dick you wrap one hand around it, then you wrap your other hand around it, and whatever is hanging out the other side, now that's something!
My uncle once asked me if I knew the definition of something. He said that's when you whip out your dick, you wrap one hand around it, then you wrap your other hand around it, and whatever is hanging out the other side, now that's something!
by HandsomeMikeJ December 8, 2022

Two handfuls and then some
by Treyslove March 4, 2021
