Monkey Shuffle

A "dance" that amounts to little more than standing in one place, making erratic movements meant to be suggestive, which instead make you look like you are coming in your pants.

If a monkey were convinced to dance, but not taught how to, his movements would be similar to a person performing the monkey shuffle.

Shelly: Is he trying to impress us?
Candy: It looks like he's having sex with an invisible, vertical couch.
Shelly: Can the monkey shuffle really be that physically demanding that he should be sweating?
Candy: I'm expecting my dad to show up and join in.
Shelly: We should stop. I'm beginning to think he's actually... you know, mentally challenged.
Candy: Is that... Drool? Why won't he stop looking at us?
Shelly: Oh my god, Candy, we need to get out of here right now!
Candy: Let me get my purse!
Shelly: LEAVE IT! JUST LEAVE IT BEHIND!

by The Great Pumpkin February 10, 2009

Truffle shuffle

When your fucking a girl and transfer from the ass to the pussy

So I was fucking a girl last night and I pulled off the truffle shuffle

by Foreskin parachute December 12, 2016

The iPod Shuffle

When you dance/groove/air guitar around to the music in your headphones that nobody else can hear. Mostly seen in crowded places (trains, city streets etc.).

*random guy in the city street is doing air guitar with headphones on*

Bystander: Woah, watch out for that guy; he's doing the iPod shuffle!

by TheVelvetFog April 21, 2007

OJ Shuffle

During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.
This is not reccommended to anyone.

Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.

by The Embry-O November 12, 2008

zimbabwe shuffle

When two girls are scissoring and you piss and and ejaculate all over them

when my two lesbian friends were scissoring a gave them the zimbabwe shuffle

by PaddyBre54 October 16, 2008

oklahoma shuffle

when one says they are going to do something but bails at the last minute.

Bill said he was gonna be here. Looks like he pulled the oklahoma shuffle on us

by Aldito August 12, 2016

The Ketty Shuffle

When one takes Ketamine and cannot take steps, one must then shuffle along the floor

-Oh look at Julie over there, shes doing the ketty shuffle

-Fancy doing the ketty shuffle tonight?

-I need a glass of water I'm just going to do the ketty shuffle into the kitchen

by yeslav August 6, 2009