Shahedali

He is usually the best at football/soccer he is always the sexy person in the world, the most coolest and he has the best job being rich. he is also the best at every sport. he is the kindest, smartest kid in every class room

shahedali is goated in football/soccer

by anonymous November 24, 2020

shaded

chilling with friends or at home. anywhere.

imaginary conversation on AIM

girl: hey, what are you doing?
boy: nothing shaded at the house
girl: oh ok

by Adriana W February 16, 2009

B.B. Shakedown

The B.B. Shakedown is the most strenuous sexual position known to man. Many argue this title belongs to the Italian Chandelier, but in reality, the B.B. Shakedown requires the most physical exertion of any sex position. It is when the man supports himself on the floor with only one hand (two if he must) as the female latches on to his body in the missionary position, but her back is not touching the ground, so she is only hanging on by her arms and legs. The male then does pushups with the female attatched to him, while she humps the guy. The man thus must support both his own and the womans weight, while the woman hanging must support her own body while doing upward pelvic thrusts against gravity. Only two people are known to be able to do this amazing feat. One is me, and the girl knows exactly who she is. Be jealous.

Guy 1- "Oh man, I woke up today and my abs and arms hurt so much, you dont even know."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"
Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."

by Vegetable Lo Mike December 9, 2008

shaved-bird meat

Someone that has little hair on their head and looks like a shaved bird.

Girl you should have left that weave in your head because now all that shaved-bird meat is showing.

I went to the hair salon get my shaved-bird meat weaved up.

by Antwon Davis July 20, 2006

Shapped

To get stalked and harrassed single white female style on BBM, text, IM, g-chat, email, phone call, etc, with all salutations ending in an "xo" with incorrect grammar

Sally: I just got 6 texts and a missed call from the same person
Carrie: Were the words "youre" and "too" used incorrectly?
Sally: Yes
Carrie: You just got shapped!

by AJ26 March 30, 2011

Shapeshifters

Some group who try to play music. Also known as "Shirt Lifters"

Shapeshifters's latest song plays
Person 1: *dies*

by Duffy October 6, 2004

Shaved

A contracted word for Saved and Shared. Used when telling someone you have "saved" documents on a "shared" directory.

I "shaved" those documents for all to see.

by KL Charlebois February 6, 2008