School

A place where parent take accidents to get away to make more accidents

Have a good day at school I will pick you up in six or nine months

by Kingvageta January 2, 2018

School

A place of work and stress where your brain explodes into knowledge and you turn into Albert Einstein.

School is a place that you learn stuff.

by Dr. Dude Man January 22, 2018

school

the complete and utter essence of the death of you physically, mentally, and emotionally

when I go to school, I want to die

by School_is_the_worst January 25, 2018

School

a place to learn important stuff until you get to 4th grade where you start learning useless things

teacher: how do you use a semicolon in a sentence?
student: WHEN WILL I EVER USE THIS?!?!?!??
teacher: shut up the longer you're in school the more I get payed

by Flamming halo May 14, 2018

School

Execution room

Hey, can’t wait to get shot at school!!

by SuckO myO DickO May 18, 2018

School

S-seven

C-crappy
H-hours
O-of
O-our
L-lives

-Why do we need school?
-To learn.
-We're never actually going to use this shit in life unless you work at Jewel Osco and pharmacy
-True True

by Hihihihihihihikayyyyyyyyy May 24, 2018

SCHOOL

The place that parents think that good so send you there to learn complete bullshit and get bullied or become a bully and lose all ur friends cuz it a complete waste of time

People lose brain cells from going to School.

by PEOPLE ARE FAKE April 17, 2018