Semen Salmon

A fish inhabbiting the Sifilis Sea that survives souly on Semen.

Huiser is a Semen Salmon

by Stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010

Eat the salmon

To go down on a girl and nibble on her vagina

Yo i was at wills house, I walked in on him and watched him "eat the salmon"

by Summertimeee January 28, 2009

christmas car sales delusion

buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??

-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)

most of the car dealers have the christmas car sales delusion!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

Salisbary

Wanna be biscuit players. Talkin smack before the big game but blow it 6-2...not like they were actually going to win anyways. Then they say no one can beat them in the playoffs....here's some advice....get a legitimate goalie then we can maybe talk about having a team that can make it to the championships. Until then 52 - 3 bitches

"graf1527:Pollastrone is unreal and the biega brothers and i mean the whole team is an allstar team. No other team will beat them in the finals. whos a gonna kick AVONS ass.... salisbury."
Avon-6 salisbury-2(regular season)
Cushing-4 salisbury-2 (semi finals)
Avon-3 Cushing-0 (finals)

by back2back April 24, 2005

Salmon helmet

The dried crustations of stinky snatch on your helmet while attempting a 'morning after' re-entry.

Last night was hot, but this morning the salmon helmet on my johnson couldn't get the boys to victory.

by slsuby June 11, 2006

Salisbury Steak

When someone shits their pants you push the shit out of the top of their jeans and then lick it up.

Ali: I just shit my pants.
John: Oh let me clean that up for you. :D
Ali: Fuck yea salisbury steak me

by kljadhgolsdhgs December 15, 2010

Salisbury Steamer

when one takes a dump inside of a pussy and then sticks his cock in and pounds the poo deep inside til the poo starts to come out the sides of his manhood

"Sally loves the Salisbury Steamer, she cant get enuff of that sweet smell!"

by love2ride August 2, 2006