Rusty Turban

Step 1) eat a spicy middle eastern meal. Preferably one rich in spices of curry, fenugreek and cumin. Step 2) take a shit in a plastic grocery bag. Step 3) sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim. Step 4) Slam the bag of shit over their head while yelling "Jihad to the infidels".

Terrance the rogue U.S. Marine took matters into is own hands by removing the headwear of the Taliban member and replacing with a Rusty Turban

by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010

Russell Westbrook

Russell GoatBrook is the dr. j of today with flashy dunks how is he not in a dunk contest

Guy 1: Did you see Russ last night he dropped another triple double!!!
Guy 2 What did you expect now he do what he want. He's Russell Westbrook

by NBA Memesider July 18, 2017

rustacean

An advocate of the programming language 'Rust'. Sometimes unpleasant and derogatory towards people who use other programming languages.

"Rustaceans are a zealous bunch. Frankly, their language in't even worth paying attention to, let alone caring about their ridiculous opinions."

by Dish-reader April 25, 2019

rush limbaugh

A large boil on the asshole.

I got out of fighting in Vietnam because I had a rush limbaugh.

by Mephy00 December 28, 2005

Russia

A place where the only currency is vodka. Also, they apparently love Trump.

Trump: Hello, homeland!
Russian: Would you like some vodka? How about shot glass for vodka?
Trump: No thanks, I don't drink.
Russian: You dirty American swine! Is our vodka not good enough for you? I kill you!

by Colonel Mustache December 5, 2017

russki

a term for a Russian person
or the way to say Russian in Russian

From: big wolf on campus episode "commie dawkins"
"Talk to the Hand russki"

by Danny Alexsandrov December 28, 2007

russian war helmet

this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face

last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out

by [e-mail] October 11, 2007