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condoleeza rice

The small discharge that sometimes happens after a long session of anal, except a few hours later, and unexpectedly.
Patty: "I was just sitting there watching TV and all the sudden I farted and it was a condoleeza rice of a time in my panties."
Friend: "At least you get anal."
by Sallys April 19, 2006
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rice dream

An asian female as referred to by, typically, non asian men. Usually is used as term to tease a male interested in asian women.
Dude, there is your rice dream walking right there.
by MightyYur September 22, 2005
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Boiled Rice

A phrase used to describe long, pointless stories that go nowhere and provide no entertainment value whatsoever.
The term originated from an extermely boring story concerning boiled rice at a Chinese restaurant, a story which is said to have cured insomnia countless times.
Michelle: ...So like basically there was a half of a cup of water in the house, with stuff floating in it.....it was time to go to Tesco.
Me: WTF? I don't want to hear about boiled rice.
by Snizbob July 6, 2007
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Rice Hunting

When one goes out looking for rice in a car that is obscenely or stupid fast. Than u stalk the prey and when the moment is right, you fly by them doing at least 100 mph...this lets them know "you wanna go" or race...than you race them, beat them, and as u are winning you slowly extend ur middle finger either out the sunroof or window of the car.
"Last night i went out in the GT rice hunting..."
by birde January 25, 2007
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Rice Burner

A peice of shit vehicle that:

1: Boys think will help them get laid.

2: Sounds like a pissed of Bumble Bee.

3. Is fucking useless in what the kids nowadays call "races".

4: Boys think they know what there doing under the hood of it but fuck up and dont know how to fix it.

5: Boys think that working on the body of it counts as actually "working" on it.

6: People think that they are apart of the 'Need For Speed' scene.
*Rice Burner rolls by*

Damn...my weedeater sounds better than that.
by Rackal June 26, 2009
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rice liar

An assclown who claims he has modified his car when he really hasn't, or lies about mods he currently has installed on his ride.
When Civic99si_07 from customcivics.com said he had a B18C5 with a turbo we all lauged at his rice liar ass!
by eerie May 12, 2004
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rice mice

An slanderous term used to describe Asian Americans. The term was created by a fed up American with building resentment after several months of working in an Asian restaurant. Their boss and fellow employees were Asians and constantly talked about them in their native language. Unfortunately, their name did not have a discrete translation into said language, so it was pretty obvious. The term was decided upon in a later conversation with a cousin in West Virginia. The topic of the conversation was-I hate to admit this, and I'm sure there are exceptions, but I think I am a racist against Asians.
I can't hear you over these squeaky rice mice yapping in my ear. I know they are talking about me, yea you heard me rice mice, just do my nails and cook me some chicken lo main, I'm starving and I have a date tonight.
by brileigh11 September 1, 2009
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