Retrobike

A bunch of old geezers on cool old bicycles from the 80's & 90's

A 1993 GT zaskar is an excellent retrobike

by lgf November 11, 2013

retrosexual

Of a mindset that people can get their groove thing on and be perfectly civilized about it. Best typified by the Rat Pack lifestyle: Great suits, martinis and holding the door for women so you can take a peep at those gams.

"That sharkskin suit sure is metrosexual, Frank."

"Retrosexual, daddy-o. Oooh, look at that dame over there!"

by eponodyne October 10, 2005

Female Reproductive System

Looks like a male goat's head. I believe male goats are called rams.

My baby was not, in fact, born out of a vagina, but out of the mouth of a ram.

by Fairy Sacks November 17, 2003

re-reproduce

when someone is not satisfied with their first round of kids and they want a do-over.

Q: "Dani, why do I feel like that guy is dating my womb?"
A: "Because he wants to re-reproduce with you and have a girl this time"

by glowlita November 17, 2009

Women's restroom joke

A joke.

There was this guy who wondered what the inside of a women's restroom looked like all his life.
So one time when no one was around he sliped into one. And all the walls were covered with dials and switches.
So he decided to push a botton to see what would happen and something ran up his ass two or three times before he could get out of there.

Did you hear the women's restroom joke?

by Deep blue 2012 May 19, 2010

retrosexual

This word wouldn't exist if "metro" didn't happen to rhyme with "retro." It's supposed to mean the opposite of a "metrosexual," which makes it another superfluous word since we already have a word for the opposite of a metrosexual called "straight."

You are retrosexual
=
You are straight

by mr Monkeypenis September 16, 2005

retrosexual

A man who adheres to traditional values and natural roles for men and women. He does his own thing based on moral carachter and integrity , and does not bend to pressures of political correctness. He knows how to turn a wrench, does not become squeamish over sweaty labor, and believes a man's work is a reflection of his name. He does not embrace homosexual, feminine or whoremongering proclivities as desireable or even natural. He respects women as the weaker vessel and still holds doors open for his lady or a stranger. He accepts and fully embraces traditional family values of the pre 60,s. His pockets have a wallet, knife, and maybe even a spark plug gap tool on his hey ring. He would rather be fishing, hunting, shooting, reloading ammo, than he would be at the mall. He may have a Confederate Battle Flag and could care less what you think or "how you feel about it". He is an old fashioned razor guy who prefers antique razors , brush and shaving soap and does not shave his body, legs, or chest like a girl. Fact is he knows the "feminine side" is a lie from the pits of hell. He is in fact a man the way God the Creator made man.

As the man in front of us opened the door for his wife you could tell he was a retrosexual. He sure is more manly than the girly man behind him.

by Preachinpilot August 13, 2015