Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

And we're the Cleveland Browns

The battle cry of the Cleveland Browns. Said at the beginning of each game.

Steelers: Oh I'm so gonna win this game against the Browns today! It's easy pickings!

Browns: And we're the Cleveland Browns!
(Browns win 6-13)

by retsuko67 February 15, 2026

National Beat A Redhead Day

September 7th is National Beat A Redhead Day

“Make sure to beat that redhead on September 7th.”
“Why?”
“It’s National Beat A Redhead Day.”

by WilliamAftonKinnie March 3, 2025

What time was rehearsal?

When you know someone is lying so you ask them, “what time was rehearsal”

John says “I’m a pig,” but Will knows he’s lying so he says, “what time was rehearsal?”

by Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk December 17, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025