Gf: why don't you pay for everything?
Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5
Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?
Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.
Emotionally Retarded
Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5
Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?
Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.
Emotionally Retarded
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Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.
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Sex act which involves penetrating your partner's ear canal with your penis while biting their legs or feet and making loud Wookiee noises.
"Could you repeat that into my other ear? My boyfriend gave me a retarded Chewbacca last night. My leg hurts."
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"You see that dude over there? He graduated from harvard with a PHDTV in quantum physiology or something but he's still a retard because he doesn't have as much girls as I do."
by The_Advocate March 22, 2005
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A phrase usu. stated when someone says/does something stupid/retarted
Said in a sing-song voice along with you're the president to make said person head ruler of the retards
A phrase usu. stated when someone says/does something stupid/retarted
Said in a sing-song voice along with you're the president to make said person head ruler of the retards
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Person 2: It's fish re-re.
Person 2: Retardation Nation and You're the President
Person 2: It's fish re-re.
Person 2: Retardation Nation and You're the President
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