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Emotionally retarded

Showing signs of being a sociopath and generally having no idea of how to interact with humans.
Gf: why don't you pay for everything?

Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5

Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?

Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.

Emotionally Retarded
by Really,really? September 28, 2018
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Socially Retarded

Someone that is missing or lacking the social skills needed to be accepted in society.
Me: Why are you bored?
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.
by udahit April 9, 2009
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retarded Chewbacca

Sex act which involves penetrating your partner's ear canal with your penis while biting their legs or feet and making loud Wookiee noises.
"Could you repeat that into my other ear? My boyfriend gave me a retarded Chewbacca last night. My leg hurts."
by BadBadLeeRoyBrown December 4, 2007
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retard

Somebody who isn't YOU.
"You see that dude over there? He graduated from harvard with a PHDTV in quantum physiology or something but he's still a retard because he doesn't have as much girls as I do."
by The_Advocate March 22, 2005
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Retardation nation

A nation of retards or stupid people.
A phrase usu. stated when someone says/does something stupid/retarted
Said in a sing-song voice along with you're the president to make said person head ruler of the retards
Person 1: Is chicken of the sea Chicken or fish?
Person 2: It's fish re-re.
Person 2: Retardation Nation and You're the President
by SwiMFASTChicK October 27, 2006
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retarded

The non-politically correct way to refer to an intellectually disabled person.
David was acting so retarded yesterday!
by ThatInternetDweller October 3, 2016
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retarded jellybean coleslaw penis llama

the green llama thing that gallops through the fields freely
corneilious raped frankie one too many times

corneilious enjoys spending time with carol and galloping in fields together
by EmoHitWithBagel March 27, 2005
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