Definitions by The_Advocate

phat 

Basically what you would write if you were forced to describe Michael Moore while drunk/high.

"OOh, look at me, I'm Michael Moore, and I am so PHAT!"

phat by The_Advocate May 13, 2005

booty 

Something that men like to slap to assert their control over women(Hah!). It is usually located in the backside, right on top of the thighs and calves. If yours are large, round, and firm, then you are in for a painful life.

Chick 1: I need to make my butt smaller.
Chick 2: Why?
Chick 3: Because if it keeps getting slapped, then it will fall off.

booty by The_Advocate May 13, 2005

retard 

Somebody who isn't YOU.

"You see that dude over there? He graduated from harvard with a PHDTV in quantum physiology or something but he's still a retard because he doesn't have as much girls as I do."

retard by The_Advocate March 22, 2005