rupert

A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.

"I got a rupert message from Johnny this morning."
"About fucking time."

by Atticus Black May 16, 2009

Repeat

A rock band consisting of three (possibly four) members. These are Eoin(vocals+guitar), Mojo(bass) and Diarmaid(drums). The possible other members are Jonny and Conor (both guitar)

"Hey were you at that Repeat gig?"
"Livestock or Kilcoole?"

by Biblo February 15, 2005

Ninja Report

It is incredibly boring having someone explain a piece of work to you. For that reason, "Ninja Report" should replace the title of any report written for any purpose, at all times.

Marshall: "...So I was meant to turn in a report about Using 23-b-3 Spurious Class Action Precedent to Contest a Class Certification Order Based on Lack of Commonality and Numerosity..."

Ted: Dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like "The Ninja Report" or something?

Marshall: Okay, yeah, fine whatever.. So um I was supposed to turn in "The Ninja Report" yesterday

Group: Oooh wow, cool

by Tobe_meister March 8, 2010

Rupert Grint

A ginger-haired 18 year old, famous for 'acting' the part of Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter films. Some people believe he is attractive, with his acne ridden face (but not worse than Tom Felton's) and vacant expression. Most people believe he has the best acting ability out of the Harry Potter Trio. Probably why he has done such prestigious and oscar-worthy movies, such as Thunderpants and Driving Lessons. Cannot speak more than 3 words in an interview, answers consist of 'Cool', 'Yeah' and 'Wicked'.

'Cool, yeah. It's wicked.', Rupert Grint's response to most questions.

by Katv2 September 20, 2006

rinse and repeat

the most based band ever created my fave aliens ever tbh

Person 1: "Did you hear Rinse and Repeat's new song, 'You Are Right'?"
Person 2: "Yes, it was so based!"

by muffgins <3 May 31, 2022

The Colbert Report

The Colbert report is a "fake news show"like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays tyhe role of a Conservative media pundit.

The Colbert Report really does stick it to Right Wingers.

by Stemic December 14, 2008

revert

to pinch a loaf whilst facing the wrong way on your toilet (facing the cistern)

omg i just hung a fat revert

by eadmofo April 7, 2005