Rectal Speedboat

A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine

Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat

I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat

by Siege of Society December 13, 2018

Reetan

A really clever young girl

Oh that gal over there. She's a reetan.

by Chawtie December 17, 2018

Reetan

A very clever young girl.

You know that gal. She's a reetan!

by Chawtie December 17, 2018

Reetan

Lovely clever girl

Oh that girl is a reetan!

by Chawtie December 17, 2018

Rectaldufilitis

Medical terminology for having your head up your ass. Used to belittle others. Btw it was used about a century ago, lets bring it back

I think Daves got rectaldufilitis, the fuckin moron.

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.

“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital”

by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019