Redditors

I have 5 words for you- they are dumb as hell

Here are redditors in their natural habitat- fortnite bad, minecraft good. please give me the updoots. oh whats that, a person having an OPINION? NOT ON MY PLATFORM! WHY YOU LITTLE-. There, all done. That was a massive keanu chungus wholesome 100 chonker floor gang bruh moment. Edit- thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

by ThatOneLonk November 11, 2020

Knight of the Reddiquette

A user on the site Reddit.com that will follow the guidelines known as 'The Reddiquette' religiously, as if they were the sworn rules upheld by a knight.

User1: Hey guys, I know it's a repost, but I haven't seen it before so you have to listen to me. And anyway, the Reddiquette clearly states that you should not complain about reposts.

User2: Come on, this guy is an obvious karmawhore, stop defending him and stop being a knight of the reddiquette.

by AngstycAT October 10, 2011

the reddington

When you Shotgun a beer and use that beer as a waterfall bong at the same time, after shotgunning the beer you take the hit that is left over from the waterfall. and you have successfully completed the reddington

to successfully complete the reddington you need a Waterbottle full of beer with a hole at the bottom for your mouth, slide on top to pull after and something to smoke (legal of course)

by David Preston Midgley Jr. February 14, 2009

Reddited

A word used when someone puts you on a of subreddit with or without your knowing. This is a common phrase used by redditors around the world.

Person one: hi thenwqas dsfas
Person two: *Posts that on r/ihadastroke*
Person two: Get reddited!

by CallieTheTrashQueen February 22, 2020

Redding

Voted the Best Small Town in CT, Redding retains authenticity in the face of prevalent mini-mansion developments found in the rest of fairfield county. Looking for a gas station, restaurant, or ATM? Good luck. Roads rarely accomodate two cars at one time, but this doesn't stop us from pushing 60 mph. Although a percentage of adolescents attend private school, most of the youth in Redding develop their drinking stamina in the grips of public school. It's safe to say that most Barlow students have tried most drugs by highschool graduation. Kids have known eachother since their requisite involvement in youth soccer or lacrosse, and your best friend's dad was the coach. "Best car" in highschool was awarded to a super-expensive SUV, but the car you loved the most were your friends' old school volvos and you mostly traveled around in hoardes of Jeeps. We push drunkenness beyond all social acceptability, and listen to music that you will never hear on the radio. Popularity is a meritocracy; interesting people reign. Also, we're proud to be from a blue state and while the rest of Fairfield County voted for Bush, we were Kerry all the way. See you at the late night funk party!

He won the 30-rack challenge when he was 17? He must be from Redding.

by Officer Briggs December 22, 2005

redditors

the biggest political hivemind. They also think they are to good for social media.

the redditors bashed twitter after being in reddit for 72 hours.

by Fruit-Salad July 19, 2021

Redding, California

Redding, California is considered the lowest class city in the state of California. The homes are well below market rate there for a reason. Some say Stockton but Stockton is only an hour or so outside the Bay Area while Redding is three long hours away from non inbred populations. The biggest population of registered sex offenders in the United States in proportion to population, the Redding Meghan’s Law Map looks like nothing but red sex offender alert symbols to the point where the map is obscured. People in Redding wear clothing and hair styles decades out of date. With high temperatures and nothing to do obesity is the norm in Redding and surrounding areas. Openly racist school teachers preside the most poorly rated schools in California. No one born or raised in Redding has ever achieved anything of note. Most of the few intelligent who grew in Redding and move away end up fabricating or embellishing their past to dissociate themselves from the corrosive stigma of this squalid area. Redding gave birth to two racist synagogue bombers and double murderers Matthew and Tyler Williams. Factor in meth and homelessness you have the most disgusting city in the First World.

“In Redding, California they still burn crosses. Not my kind of diversity. Even Chico is bette. Redding, California is the most foul place on earth.”

by Arsenal_Gunner1886 May 17, 2020