person 1: (Long essay)
person 2: I aint reading allat
person 3: whos reading allat
person 1: shut the fuck up you to fatasses
person 2: I aint reading allat
person 3: whos reading allat
person 1: shut the fuck up you to fatasses
by eric89391 October 24, 2023
My best friend Zack Read
by ERummel December 7, 2018
After three burritos and a side order of nachos, I snuck away from the family to go read Colossians.
by JC Mathews October 9, 2022
A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.
Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?
You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!
Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!
You: Totally got the 'news'!
You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!
Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!
You: Totally got the 'news'!
by TheGreatBigD August 27, 2014
To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.
"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"
by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023
by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019
like i said, suck a dick why are u reading this?
by LoganFuckingSucks August 19, 2020