roman senator

The roman senator is a synonomous with male pattern baldness. So named because the remaining hair resembles the garland sometimes worn by roman senators. There is no skullet; the bald spot on top is totally formed and prominent, and it is surrounded by a corona, or crown, of hair that has not yet fallen out. There is no widow's peak in front either, it has completely succumbed to baldness. Most closely related to the cul-de-sac.

George Costanza, of the TV show Seinfeld, is sporting a roman senator.

by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009

Roman Party

A Roman Party is a party in which a guest pukes and then proceeds to request more food or alcohol. Any party may become a Roman Party, and said party does not necessarily have to have anything to do with a toga party or any other Roman or ancient world theme party. Comes from the ancient tradition of Roman feasts where a "vomit trough" was provided for guests so they could purge themselves and then continue to feast.

Guy 1: Dude, hand me another beer.

Guy 2: Weren't you just puking like 10 minutes ago?

Guy 1: Yeah, why?

Guy 2: Roman Party!

Guy 1: Roman Party! Now gimme that beer.

by BlackBeard89 October 27, 2011

Roman candle

When you put a lighter up your girlfriends butt and light your ciggarette with it

"I need your roman candle to light it."

by Laura and Levi December 28, 2007

Roman-sized

A small penis; as seen on ancient roman statues. Who knows, maybe the ancient civilization didn't really have a people who were THAT small.

So small you don't even feel it.

Girl 1: Hey so.... how big was it?
Girl 2: Roman-sized!
Girl 1: OMG, poor bastard. How bored were you.

by malicewhit November 19, 2006

roman'tick

1. A person that takes, erases, or copies ones ideas, culture, language, belief system or identity. The person then presents what he has taken removed or copied as if he/she is the owner and discoverer of it.

It was so roman'tick how Timothy showed up at the dance competition doing Todd's dances. Those moves were passed down from Todd's great grandfather. Timothy never had any knowledge of that art form until he met Todd.

by Renaissance* February 21, 2008

Roman Chariot

Where a man is about to have intercourse but backs up and then proceeds to run at the velocity of a Roman chariot. He then rams his magnum dong into the vagina.

Can cause internal bleeding and in extreme cases: death

Jordan: How did she die?
Me: Brent roman charioted that bitch.

by asianfuk December 13, 2017

Roman Kemp

A Fucking dick who called K-pop a noise, and said that they were famous for their looks and not their music.

Roman Kemp will always be remembered as the person who K-pop noise.

by kabs_25963 December 11, 2019